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Lawyer Jokes for Easter

Discussion in 'The Pool Room' started by John R, 20 April 2014.

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  1. John R

    John R Well-Known Member

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    Happy Easter everyone! Has anyone got a good lawyer joke for Easter? Here's one I found earlier:

    You’re sitting at a table with the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and an honest lawyer and there is $5,000 on the table, who would get the $5,000?

    You would, the other three are fictitious characters.
     
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    rebeccag Well-Known Member

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    Ha-ha. One of my favourites in the honest lawyer collection.
    "A little boy was in a cemetery with his mother
    “Mum” the boy asked , “do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
    “Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?”
    “The tombstone back there said, Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.”
     
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    John R Well-Known Member

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    Good one Rebecca. :)
     
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    winston wolf Well-Known Member

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    This one is not too funny by modern standards but it goes to show not much has changed.

    Told in Madrid Circa 1637(joke already a couple of hundred years old)

    A horse refused to leap aboard a ferry across the river,until a passenger whispered in its ear , whereupon it leapt quickly onto the boat. The ferryman asked the passenger how he had made the horse move so rapidly. The man answered ‘ I told him to leap into the boat as fast as the soul of a lawyer goes to hell’
     
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    Good one mate! :D
     
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    The best of the three.
     
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    Going for the title:

    A lawyer with insomnia consults his doctor. ‘Which side is it best to lie on?’ he asks. ‘The side that pays your fee,’ replies the doctor.
     
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