Lawyer Jokes for Easter

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John R

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Happy Easter everyone! Has anyone got a good lawyer joke for Easter? Here's one I found earlier:

You’re sitting at a table with the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and an honest lawyer and there is $5,000 on the table, who would get the $5,000?

You would, the other three are fictitious characters.
 
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rebeccag

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Ha-ha. One of my favourites in the honest lawyer collection.
"A little boy was in a cemetery with his mother
“Mum” the boy asked , “do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
“Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?”
“The tombstone back there said, Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.”
 
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John R

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Good one Rebecca. :)
 
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winston wolf

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This one is not too funny by modern standards but it goes to show not much has changed.

Told in Madrid Circa 1637(joke already a couple of hundred years old)

A horse refused to leap aboard a ferry across the river,until a passenger whispered in its ear , whereupon it leapt quickly onto the boat. The ferryman asked the passenger how he had made the horse move so rapidly. The man answered ‘ I told him to leap into the boat as fast as the soul of a lawyer goes to hell’
 
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Ivan

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This one is not too funny by modern standards but it goes to show not much has changed.

Told in Madrid Circa 1637(joke already a couple of hundred years old)

A horse refused to leap aboard a ferry across the river,until a passenger whispered in its ear , whereupon it leapt quickly onto the boat. The ferryman asked the passenger how he had made the horse move so rapidly. The man answered ‘ I told him to leap into the boat as fast as the soul of a lawyer goes to hell’


The best of the three.
 
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procrastinasian

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Going for the title:

A lawyer with insomnia consults his doctor. ‘Which side is it best to lie on?’ he asks. ‘The side that pays your fee,’ replies the doctor.
 
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Tejas

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
 
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